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nDash Writer Profile for Abby Stassen


About Me

I’m a freelance content writer whose work has been featured on Salon, the Huffington Post, Entrepreneur Magazine, Newsweek, Verywell Health and Verywell Fit, the Chicago Tribune and Tech Crunch. I have extensive experience in affiliate marketing content, buying guides, product descriptions and product recommendations. My journalism background also makes me a strong researcher, proofreader and editor for blogs, newsletters and online buying guides. 

In addition, I’m an award-winning, Second City-trained comedy sketch writer. I have experience writing for both live theatre and video, constructing timely late night monologue jokes and crafting biting satirical news clips.

When I'm not writing, I love performing standup comedy, competing at trivia nights and filming mini stop motion movies.

Industries I Write About


Health & Wellness


My Writing Samples

Finding Your Dream Home In Orlando Just Got Easier

This was a sponsored content piece about Opendoor, a company that is disrupting the real estate industry.


The Best Drawing Tablets

A buying guide for professional-grade or hobby-level digital drawing tablets. (Scroll to the bottom to see the Overview, Fun Fact and Buying Guide that I wrote.)


You'll Always Be Closing With This $15 Course

A sponsored content piece for Entrepreneur Magazine.


Independent podcasters create radio by, for and about Orlando

A cover story in the Orlando Weekly about the burgeoning local podcast community.


Comedian Steven Wright is the master of monotone

A one-on-one interview with legendary stand-up comic Steven Wright for the Orlando Weekly.


2018 Orlando Burger Battle Recap

Recap of Orlando Magazine's annual Burger Battle.


The Eight Best Sound Machines for Sleep

Affiliate marketing roundup for a popular health and wellness website.



Freelance Buying Guide Writer

- Write buying guides for housewares, kitchen appliances, tech gadgets, and other verticals. - Edit content writing in accordance with AP Style. - Upload and edit content through Wordpress.

Company: E.W. Scripps

I worked there from 1/2019 until now

Freelance Copywriter & Sponsored Content Writer

- Write short and long form product descriptions and native content for outlets including Entrepreneur Magazine, the Huffington Post, Newsweek and Salon. - Produce high volumes of copy for multiple outlets with a 24-72 hour turnaround time.

Company: Stack Commerce

I worked there from 4/2018 until now

Freelance Affiliate Content Writer

- Write 2,400-5,000 words per week on health and fitness products. - Conduct thorough product research on Amazon, Walmart, Target and other online retail sites for quality affiliate product recommendations. - Consult health studies and verified medical journals to ensure product recommendations are medically sound.

Company: Verywell

I worked there from 7/2018 until now

Contributing Writer

- Compose feature articles about topics of interest to Orlandoans, including arts and culture and local events. - Conduct interviews with local color to flesh out articles.

Company: Orlando Magazine

I worked there from 7/2018 until now

Freelance Sponsored Content Writer

- Composed long form advertorials for local businesses including medical centers, restaurants and product launches. - Tracked down and interviewed key players for quotes that add depth and authenticity. - Conducted rigorous research on a client company’s history and industry.

Company: Orlando Weekly

I worked there from 1/2018 until 4/2019

Freelance Affiliate Content Writer - Temp

- Research the best-reviewed products on major retail sites to find recommendations for gift guides, lifestyle listicles and seasonal items. - Craft editorial how-to content and buying guides for pet care, housewares and health verticals.

Company: Best Reviews

I worked there from 11/2018 until 1/2019

Editorial Assistant

- Wrote cover stories, satirical news clips, and pieces highlighting the staff’s picks of the week. - Worked with Foundation CMS to update blogs, slideshows, calendar and other web content. - Edited and proofread written content in AP Style.

Company: Orlando Weekly

I worked there from 7/2016 until 4/2018

Content I Write